***Update to original 'Soul Suck' posted September 9th***
I can't believe that it's taken me so long to add this update. You've waited long enough. Hopefully, you react similarly to me, and have a hard time not laughing out loud when you see this.
There are literally too many things I could say about this so in order to keep this short and sweet, you're welcome.
As always but now more than ever, comments strongly encouraged.